Mother Nature, please do go away

So IT has returned, with a vengeance.

I should be grateful that I have not had to put up with IT for the last two years.

I was even so worried that IT hadn’t returned that I mentioned it to the doctor last month.  She wasn’t worried, as I am still breastfeeding after all.

I forgot the mood swings.

I forgot the cramps.

I forgot the general uncomfortable, unclean feeling.

I forgot the relentless desire to consume vast quantities of chocolate.

Mother Nature you have a lot to answer for.

Feminine Hygiene ads, you’ve even more to answer for.

On that note, I am off to curl up on the sofa with a bar of chocolate, a hot water bottle and feel sorry for myself!