There was me worrying that I have barely taken any photographs this week, when I realised that we had a trip to Marwell Zoo last Sunday and I have literally hundreds to choose from.
It was a tough choice, but this fella saw us coming and turned his back on us – can you give it your best caption?
Do these stripes make my bum look big?!
Marty goes unrecognised.
I used to a be a crossing don’t you know!
Think I’m cute? I just farted.
Bottoms up!
Talk to the bum!
I don’t know if I’m black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
You do know that stripes are not the most flattering don’t you?
Camel toes are so last year 0 zebra arse is bang on trend now!