With the festive season fast approaching, Early Learning Centre is helping spread Christmas cheer by revealing little ones’ favourite cracker jokes.
This short film captures the children’s cute joke telling and hilarious reactions.
The video marks the launch of Early Learning Centre’s Christmas gifts featuring a collection of top toys designed to ignite children’s imaginations and encourage learning through play, with toys such as the Sing-Along CD Player, Wooden Farmhouse Kitchen and Big City Wooden Train Table.
The top cracker jokes as voted for by Early Learning Centre’s little helpers include:
- Why didn’t anybody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on E-Bay? Because they were too deer
- What do you get if you cross a bell with skunk? Jingle smells
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
- Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
6. Why did the man sleep under the car?
So he could wake up oily in the morning.
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The Elf-Abet
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
I would love a chance this would help us so much this year as we so many to buy for can not keep up and what I want more is to give my kids best Christmas possible this year thanks for chance .xx
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
Because he kneaded a poo!
What a great idea …What’s a Festive Green and goes up and down?…A Sprout in a Lift !!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’! (Haha!)
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose
What do snowmen have for breakfast?…
…Snowflakes!!
What do you call a 3 legged donkey? A wonkey 😀 xx
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
who are the best people in the hospital? The ultra sound people
What is wobbly and sits in a pram?
A jelly baby
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool
Bob
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s black & white & read all over – a newspaper
Why is Father Christmas so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! 😉
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells .
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
what is a chickens favourite food….. a baguuuueeetttee!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it man
Sorry 🙂
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld Fang Syne
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas Eve”
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do elves do on their phones? Take elfies
What do you call Father Christmas at the beach?
Sandy Clause! bom bom 🙂
What does a snowman eat for breakfast ……snowflakes
What do elves do on their phones? Take elfies
why does Santa have three gardens
So he can Ho Ho Ho
what happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? he got 25 days!! rubbish i know
Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
why does santa have 3 gardens
so he can ho ho ho
what do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea haha
What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas dinner? Twerky.x
What did the sea Say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
Who has a red chest at xmas time – a red robin 🙂
why does santa have 3 gardens
so he can ho ho ho
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes…no idea
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
Whats the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
Snowballs
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us
What does a snowman eat for lunch ?
Ice burgers!
Haha
why does Santa have three gardens
So he can Ho Ho Ho
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A Wonkey
What did one snowman say to another?
Can you smell carrots?
What do you call a man with a spade on his head ? dug
What is children’s favourite king at Christmas? A stocking.
what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A) Can you smell carrot
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? he elf-abet!
What do you call an elf who sings?
A ‘Christmas Wrapper’!
Who sneaks around in bakers shops at Christmas? MINCE SPIES! X
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes of legs?
Still no idea!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
Why has Santa has been banned from going down chimneys?
Elf and safety
why has Santa got 3 gardens?……………………..because he likes to Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What do you call an elf who sings? ELFIS
What happened when the Snowman wanted to warm up?
he melted
What does a snowman eat for lunch ? Ice burgers!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
– “Get out of my face.”
Why is it getting harder to buy an avent calendar ? Because their days are numbered xx
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What award goes to designers of door knockers? – A no bell prize
Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney…? Claustrophobia!!! I say this every Christmas, to the point that everyone sighs.. oops! Oh well xx
Why did Santa’s helper see the Doctor?
Because he had low ‘Elf-esteem’!
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
Why are Christmas trees really bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles…
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
what does miley cyrus have at christmas? twerky
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This will sleigh you
whats father christmas’ favourite thing to do in the garden?
ho ho ho
What do you get if you cross santa with a duck???? a christmas Quacker
What’s white and black and red all over? A sunburnt penguin.
Who hides behind the Christmas cake at Christmas?
A mince spy!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
Who says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas – a mince spy
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
What did one snowman say to the other? ‘Can you smell carrots’?
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
whats the differance between snowoman and snowman
snowballs
Who’s Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with the drum sticks
Don,t eat yellow snow
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
whats the differance between snowoman and snowman
snowballs
What hides in a bakery at Christmas….. A mince spy
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What do you sing at a snowmans party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
One snowman turns to another and asks ‘Can you smell carrots?!’
One snowman turns to another and says ‘Can you smell carrots?!’
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Why is a lion in the desert like Christmas? Because of its sandy claws!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A Stick :O
Q What do you get if you eat a cracker?
A Tinsle-itus
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? – Twerky!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia! X
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
how does good king Wenceslas like his pizza ? deep and crisp and even
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card ?
Stick with me and we’ll go places !
what do you call a donkey with 3 legs? a wonkey
What did one snowman say to another snowman?
Smell carrots??
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!
What does an auctioneer need to know?
Lots
What hides in a bakery at Christmas….. A mince spy
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!
(Q)what do you call a dog who works for santa ( A) SANTA PAWS
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing, it just waved
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
What’s the best gift to get at Christmas….
a Broken drum! You Just can’t beat it.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed!
What does a Snowman have for breakfast? Snowflakes
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice Caps
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots?
What did the cheese say into the mirror? Hellolooòooo me
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Santa Claus was in hospital recently but he’s fine now. Thank goodness for the National Elf Service!
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson 😉
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? answer: Elf-is
whats red and white and goes up and down up and down?
a santa stuck in a lift
What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing it just waved great prize,fingers crossed 🙂
Knock knock
Who’s there
rabbit
rabbit who
rabbitup carefully, its a present.
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What goes up and wobbles? A jelly copter x
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What athlete is the warmest at Christmas?
A long jumper!
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table!
What did Adam say the day before christmas
Its christmas eve
Grandsons choice of joke
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep and crisp and even!
Whats pink and fluffy?……..Pink fluff!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What’s did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet! 🙂
E x
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Its Christmas Eve!
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof?
Tired arms!
what service do elf use when they are ill ? the national elf service
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I’ve no idea
How can you get your name in lights the world over?
Change your name to Emergency Exit!
‘What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve’
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper
Why did the skeleton leave the party?
He had no-body to dance with!
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What’s round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle.
What is the best Christmas present in the whole world?
A broken drum-you just can’t beat it
my sons fave one is:
Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The Elf-abet.
why couldn’t Santa deliver the Christmas presents
he had his sleigh stollen
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
TWERKY!
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-guy
It’s got to be the old Knock Knock jokes 🙂
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do elves learn at school? The Elf-abet.
What do you call a warm snowman ?
A puddle
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Boom Boom!
How does Santa like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even
Q) Why did Skeleton leave the dance?
A) Cause he had no-body to dance with !!!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you call a singing elf,? A wrapper (rapper).I even groaned inwardly over this x
I don’t really know any xmas jokes that haven’t already been posted but this was the first joke I ever learned.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan !
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What’s a penguins favourite film ? Frozen
‘What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve’
What did Santa say to the Smoker?
Please dont smoke, its bad for my Elf!
What do policemen have in their sandwiches?
Truncheon meat!
How does Santa like his pizza?
Deep & crisp & even
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas Eve”
ha ha!
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks : )
Whats the difference between snowmen and snowwomen –
Snowballs
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head – Sister Matic.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho!
Why did the snow-man want to be a celebrity? … because he loves ‘snow business’!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep and crisp and even
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake!
(I got that in my cracker a few years ago, I’ve always remembered it because there were a few rude laughs when I read it!)
Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
whats white and goes up?
a confused snowflake
Why did the baker have brown Fingers?
Because he kneaded a Poo!
What E.T. Short for?
Because he’s got little legs
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get outta my face!!
what brown and sticky? . A stick.
What does Miley Cyrus like for Christmas dinner?
Twerky
How does king wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan crisp and even
What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!
What do Snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes x
Why are Christmas tree’s really bad at sewing?
Because they always drop needles.
This had me in fits of giggles one Christmas
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
why is prance always wet?
because he is a Rain deer
xx
Prancer lol x
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick
What is the most christmassy illness?
Tinsel-itus
What do you call Santa’s dog on holiday?
Sandy Claws
What would santa suffer if he got stuck in the chimney…….. Claustrophobia
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica
What does Mylie Cyrus have for her Christmas Dinner ? Twerky
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
why did the snowman go into the greengrocers? he wanted to pick his nose!
What did Adam say the night before Christmas? It’s chrismas eve!
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!
The worst jokes are always the ones that make everyone laugh the most so mine has to be What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the christmas fair?
He had nobody to go with!
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
Don’t all groan at once!
What do you get if you cross a bell and a skunk?
Jingle smells
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite pizza?
One that is Deep Pan Crisp and Even :0)
What did John Lennon say when he left the hairdressers?
Love me do!?!
what did one snowman say to the other?
do you smell carrot?
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the christmas fair?
He had nobody to go with! 🙂
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite
Where does a raisin keep his money? In a currant account!
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 8 9
what do you get if you cross santa with a duck? a Christmas quacker
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
What happened to the man who stole the Advent Calenders?
He got 25 days!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball. Because he had nobody to go with.
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
Their elf-abet
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy!
What’s the most popular Christmas wins??
I don’t like Brussel sprouts
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell
Why did the man sleep under the car?
So he could wake up oily in the morning.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
Why was the Turkey in the pop group…because he was the only one with drumsticks 😉
Why didn’t anyone bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on EBay?…..Because they were too deer
Why did sant Cross the road? To get to the cookie shop
whats black and white and red all over
a Newspaper
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
Their elf-abet
How does the snow man get to work? On his icicle 😀
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?
They keep loosing their needles!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and asks “Can you smell carrots?”!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
….a bulldozer!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!
How did the human cannonball lose his job?- He got fired.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face
🙂
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women – snow balls.
What goes oh oh oh? Santa flying backwards
What’s the difference between snow men and snow women
snow balls
Where did Santa meet Mrs Claus?
At the snowball
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!
who is santa’s favourite singer?
elf-is presley
One snowman said to the other “can you smell carrots”
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
Twerky!
What’s ET short for? ‘Cos he only has little legs
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What happened to the man who stole an advent calender?
He got 25 days 🙂 lol
What’s did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
What is black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Who treats Santa’s helpers when they’re ill?
The National Elf Service
Why did the snowman go to the hospital? He had frostbite!
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.
what happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? It gave birth to mittens.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas Eve.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.
(@PeanutHog)
What’s black and white and red all over….a sunburnt penguin
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
FrostBite
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Whats an elf’s favourite music…. a wrap
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What do vampires sang at Christmas…. auld fang sign.
why did the kangaroo go to hospital? for a hoperation!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
What did the man who stole the advent calendar get?
25 days!!! Lol
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells…
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards!
😀
What wobbles and flies?
A jellycopter!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A christmas Quacker!
Where do Santa’s helpers go when they’re poorly?
The Elf Centre
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin!!
What do Policemen have on their sandwiches?
Truncheon meat!
Sorry, that is pants 🙂
What did Adam say the day before Christmas…..
It’s Christmas Eve.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!
Where does Santa send his elves after xmas?
To the Elf farm
What do you get if you cross a Vampire with a Snowman?
Frostbite!
Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it 😉
Why does Santa have 3 gardens
So he can Ho Ho Ho
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker! LOL!!!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas??? TWERKY
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What goes OH OH OH?
Santa walking backwards
What did the Snowman say to the aggressive Carrot?
Get out of my Face
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire
Frostbite
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A christmas quacker!
How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla!
Why didn’t Mary ride on the three legged donkey? Because he was wonky!
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
Mistle-toad!
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas?
Twerky!
What’s a cat’s favourite colour?
Purr-ple
How does the snow man get to work? By icicle xxx
How does Santa like his pizza?
Deep and crisp and even!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem! x
Two elephants fell off a cliff.
Boom, boom!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Dude do you smell carrots
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!
Sorry I don’t remember any x