Christmas Cracker Joke Competition

With the festive season fast approaching, Early Learning Centre is helping spread Christmas cheer by revealing little ones’ favourite cracker jokes.

This short film captures the children’s cute joke telling and hilarious reactions.

The video marks the launch of Early Learning Centre’s Christmas gifts featuring a collection of top toys designed to ignite children’s imaginations and encourage learning through play, with toys such as the Sing-Along CD Player, Wooden Farmhouse Kitchen and Big City Wooden Train Table.

The top cracker jokes as voted for by Early Learning Centre’s little helpers include:

  • Why didn’t anybody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on E-Bay? Because they were too deer
  • What do you get if you cross a bell with skunk? Jingle smells
  • What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
  • Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

In true Christmas spirit, ELC are giving away £100 worth of ELC Christmas goodies to one of my readers. Be in the draw to win simply by telling me your favourite Christmas cracker joke.

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363 thoughts on “Christmas Cracker Joke Competition”

  1. I would love a chance this would help us so much this year as we so many to buy for can not keep up and what I want more is to give my kids best Christmas possible this year thanks for chance .xx

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  2. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney…?
 Claustrophobia!!! I say this every Christmas, to the point that everyone sighs.. oops! Oh well xx

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  3. I don’t really know any xmas jokes that haven’t already been posted but this was the first joke I ever learned.

    What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
    A nervous wreck

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  4. What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake!

    (I got that in my cracker a few years ago, I’ve always remembered it because there were a few rude laughs when I read it!)

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  5. The worst jokes are always the ones that make everyone laugh the most so mine has to be What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?
    A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

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